me (surprised): omg

me (amused): omg

me (angry): omg

me (sad): omg

me (nostalgic): omg

me (annoyed): omg

me (scared): omg

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ut0pi4-:

This man. This wonderful, beautiful man….he has a name. According to Spongebob Wiki, his name is “Fred Rechid”. He’s a janitor and a cameraman. He has two sons named Tommy and Monroe, a wife named Sadie, and an ex-wife named Mable Monica.
Who knew? After all these years of being known as “The guy that yells “my leg!” in Spongebob”, he actually has a name, and a life.
You go, Fred Rechid, you go.

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lolsofunny:


Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

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cutekawaiiness:

\(^▽^*)

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basically me at school everyday

me: i hate all of you

me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday

me: holy fuck walk faster

me: get smarter idiot

me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die

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When people reblog everything I reblog

I begin silently loving them

and we start becoming friends

though they don’t know it 

shh

you’re my friends

you have no choice

(Source: gayaliens)

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smussol:

u ok

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lolsofunny:

Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open

(Source: midnightorgy)

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oprahsinfrey:

people who use text message signatures

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FMA
Bleach
THIS CROSSOVER IS AMAZING OMG

thebestlolz:

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Signing yearbooks

you to them: This year has been a blast with you. I'm glad we became better friends. You're totally amazing and you're so beautiful and so talented. I wish we have classes next year, that would be so cool! I'm totally going to miss you over the summer. We need to like hang out! So yeah. Talk to me and text me alright?! Love you so so much!

them to you: Hey, I hope you have a nice summer. See you next year.

you: .... Aw that's sweet.

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